| class of: | 2002 |
| first season: | fall 1998 |
| biggest rookie season shocker: | playing rugby with a hangover. very very very unpleasant. |
| position: | hooker |
| favorite rugby moment: | when katie taped her breasts up |
| favorite post-game rugby moment: | when your drunkeness obliterates your pain |
| favorite alan-ism: | so now that you've quit smoking, you can taste the difference between spinach and ice cream, huh? |
| favorite song lyric: | oh my lover's a swattie, a swattie.. |