In the beginning...

…"Hypertext? Hypertext?! Your webpage looks more like hyperpoop!" said I, abruptly rising out of my seat in the café, and violently turning over the table between us for no apparent reason. Francois, first terrified, now icy with anger, quickly recomposed his ruffled French demeanor. That Eurotrash dirtbag then snootilly responded in repulsively accented english, "Well I'd like to see you do better, my moronic American friend…"

When this idiotic hallucination of mine was over, I began putting together what you see here, an example of what an overworked individual given a few days vacation can come up with. Hopefully it will develop into the incongruent contradiction I envision. I'm pretty sure Francois is laughing and snorting whereever he is right now, but what the heck. Nerds have webpages. I'm a nerd. I must have a webpage. It's another case of transitivity gone terribly wrong. Naturally as with most web pages, failure to update this page will shortly lead to its wimpering demise. But I promise, daddy, I'll do my best to keep this junk hip for the kids. In the mean time, here's what's on the menu for now...

• Stuff I've written.
• Everybody likes photos!
• How about a taste of what my twisted mind considers good literature?
• So you like to rock...
• For something really amusing try The Onion, or check out other links.