Do you love an apple, do you love a pear?
Do you love a laddie with curly brown hair?

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And still, I love him, I can't deny him
I'll be with him where ever he goes

Before I got married I wore a black shawl
But now that I'm married I wear bugger-all

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He stood at the corner, a fag in his mouth
Two hands in his pockets, he whistled me out

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He works at the pier, for nine pound a week,
Saturday night he comes rolling home drunk

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Before I got married I'd sport and I'd play
But now, the cradle gets in me way

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Do you love an apple, do you love a pear?
Do you love a laddie with curly brown hair?
And still, I love him, I can't deny him
I'll be with him where ever he goes