The Quote Piece of Cheerios Box back


A game of celebrity password with Nori--
Nori: Gone with the Wind... I think?
Anna: Scarlet O'Hara
Nori: Same first name, but...
Claire: Scarlet Johannson!

"Yeah, but does he know what he's doing in terms of the whooha and the schnookity doo?" -Jaime

"Look at you, all half-dressed and down a big hole." -Russell, on Claire in Pompeii

"Ok, that's totally breezy." -Nori, about Hurricane Isabelle blowing outside

"You have to assume that a 6-foot iguana needs a really big cage." -Claire, on the care and feeding of reptiles

Nori: Maybe I left my consonants in this room.
[Rishi stares blankly]
Claire: Yes, you heard correctly.
Rishi: I guess you won't have to mind your P's and Q's.

"If we get bored, we'll call over boys and try to make out with them." -Jaime

"When two gay people get a civil union, are they unionized?" -Rishi

"...and your dad's a whatchacallit... an ornithologist except with cancer." -Nori, on metal exposure to boiling water and carcinogens

"He's really OED sometimes. OCD!" -Jaime

"Dance... wait, what's bum rush again?" -Abram (discussing Vanilla Ice lyrics)

"What happens above my elbows is never good." -Xanthi, trying to pour flour from a great height

Spontaneous Quatrain:
Claire: I like him a lot.
Nori: Where did our broom go?
Claire: I don't know.
Nori: This wall looks hot.
him=Louis MacNeice
wall=newly painted red!


"I find nondirectional flailing somewhat unfulfilling." -Emily

"I like putting cooking utensils on my boobs." -Jaime, on the snoob (conventionally known as a pastry blender)