summer 2004 quotesback
It's like The Hunt for Red October in me mouth.
-Phil

Lisa: "Let's walk the strip."
Phil: "Let's walk and strip?!?!"

It really is raining. I should probably check my tent. It's raining in my wine!
-Jenn

Cooler than a gargoyle giving a blowjob to a rubber lighter.
-Gina

Offensive? You called me a creepy drunken American hoe! -Gina
In a nice way. -Alex

90% of gargoyles look like Barry Hobson.
-Phil

The strong taste of Pinus in my mouth.
-Alex

That dog humps my Buca, baby.
-Lisa

I'm protected by my uniboob.
-Phil

Sex, sex, sex. You are macho man.
-Andrea's wife upon confrontation by Shorty, Keffie and Claire dressed in matching "sex drink" shirts

Um, I'm allergic to sifting. It's against my religion. I'm a counter-sift Catholic.
-Dan

Stevo: "My body is an essay. An essay on artistry."
Briece: "More like a graffito of bullshit."		It might take me a while doing it with me tongue.
-Phil

Yeah, she's subtle. Like a sarno block.
-Karen, about Anica

It was like someone had tipped a box of shorty dolls down a concrete staircase.
-Phil

They have tablets for that?!
-Karen, on breast enlargement and the pill

Anybody younger than me and Claire can be on team Rocchio. Younger by season. In Pompeii years.
-Alvin

We put the trix in the Harris Matrix.
-Stevo

My shoes need their own SU.
-Kelly

Ow, I just pinched my butt with my trowel.
-Keffie

Aw, man, where's my trowel? It should be in my pants.
-Kelly

I'm going to Paestum with Burnsie. We're going to siege the city. Just the two of us.
-Eric

If it comes with the pull, then take it."
-Claire, on removing artifacts while excavating