| Senior year quotes |
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Nori (trying to learn java): so if i defined a different constructor with (String my ass, int yo mama's age, Gnome Rumple, and double your height)... Spiegel (trying to teach java): well, if the data types are all the same you cant do that cause they all have to have the same signature. Spiegel: If there's one thing I love, it's computer science. Alyssa: You are so cool. Spiegel: Shut up. At least I'm not reading a retarded book! Spiegel: We wanted to throw mad hatter tea parties on the roof of sproul. Someone would dress like a fish, one as the mad hatter, and I'd wear a dress... Nori: And be alice? Spiegel: Oh, I didnt even think about that! I just wanted to wear a dress! "This is the problem with postmodernism: you need to kick Matt Rubin in the nads and not kick him in the nads." -Laurel "I think there is something very deep in my genital...no. YouÕre blah blah having to do with your makeup? Your genes? Genetics!" -Alyssa (in reference to In Your Eyes) "What is that blast of cold air?" ÐLaurel "The open window!" ÐAmelia "I need some form ofÑthatÕll work..." -Claire "Dental work?" -Gabe "He shuttles back and forth. ItÕs an axis of evil bus." -Paul on how Osama BinLadin travels between Iraq and North Korea Claire: I have Crime and Punishment and... Paul: So I Married and Axe Murderer...Brothers Karamatzov. Nori throws a salt shaker. Nori throws a second salt shaker. Nori turns to the next table: "Can I borrow your salt?" "Paces parties are not related to relationships." -Laurel, sage truism "It makes me profane." -Alyssa on drunken sexual frustration "Being drunk is not based in reality." -Claire Alyssa: "My how time flies when you're drinking whisky." Joe: "Shut up, Alyssa." "Identity crisis espresso--Maybe I can be a cappuccino when I grow up." -Nori (about espresso with foamed milk post resume writing) Jenny: I've never understood the meaning of heavy petting. Paul: Below the waist. Jenny: Like what? Paul: Like, the knee. |
"You're really nice and cool. Too bad I can't talk to you cause my head will explode." -Amelia, on Andrew Gregory connections "Can you think of anything more advanced?" -Jenny "Than Paisley People?" -Roban Switzerboarding with Snigoggles. -Nori "Banana is one of those flavors that even bananas shouldn't be flavored." -Hollis "Mule--butt plug?" -Roban "Satsumas. Mandarin oranges. Christmas, easy to peel, doo pea doo pea doo, you know?" -Robbie "Am I going to get lynched in my sleep?" -Rebecca "You can't get lynched in your sleep, we have to at least wake you up!" -Laurel "I'm wearing high heels. What...the fuck." -Alyssa, on her way to the winter formal "So you're like cleaning out your basement wich is full of gelatinous dry wall and dead fish...a quarter cup of bleach to a gallon of wAAter." -Amelia "Well, I was talking to...what if you could smoke green beans?" -Alyssa "Claire--you're a goddess. Laurel--you're also not half bad." -Alyssa (upon my bringing her coffee) ".....have I mentioned...that people who oversexualize everything annoy me?" -Laurel "In the roll of Zeus, we have...Ross I guess?" -Alyssa, on her non-monolith pantheon boy mesh "I think...." -Alyssa "...oh well that's good, cause I'm not anymore." -Amelia "You know, cichlids, the fishes?" -Sarah (as she shakes her ass, fishy-style) "No--the red ones...I have to have a red one! Oh, I'm gla--oop, shit! -Alyssa, on M&M's "Roban...optometry is not your thing, is it?" -Claire, watching Roban shine his pocket flashlight into each pupil "Shit, where'd that come from? There's so much semen around here." -Mike (on the likelyhood of his lesbian sister accidentally getting pregnant) "...by people they mean 'phallace-bearing individuals...PBIs." -Kellam |