instead of a bio, i made a list today in morphology seminar (27.XI.2000) of things i can do.
- break a banana in 2 like a monkey
- count up to 31 on my fingers on one hand in binary
- install a video card
- change a flat
- dance flamenco (poorly)
- make a damn strong screwdriver
- french braid my own hair
- give a good hug
- fingerpaint a car
- write a good paper in one night
- make bread and cook yummy things in general
- transcribe your speech into IPA
- massage the knots out of a violist's neck and back
- recite French poetry
- drive to Philly, Nifty Fifty's, and Tom Jones'
- distinguish the quality of chinese green teas
- drive stick
- wiggle my ers, and sometimes one at a time
- transcribe songs by ear
- develop black-and-white photos
- drive on ice
- identify pitches
- resew a button; mend/patch clothing
- learn enough of a language to get around in a month
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