Shall I Compare Thee to a Winter's Day?

A parody of Shall I Compare Thee to a Summer's Day? By William Shakespeare.

Shall I compare thee to a winter's day?
For winter rages right outside my dorm.
I wish this weather would soon go away
And leave us with a season much more warm.
Perhaps I will compare you to the spring
When flowers once again lay down their roots
But in that season I'd give anything
To get the rain and mud out of my boots.
In summer, days are long and bright and hot
Perhaps for you in summer I will yearn
But there is just one thing that I forgot
Most summer days leave me with a sunburn.
Since nearly every season makes me whine
Ignore the weather! Be my Valentine!