"Cornell is a veritable candyland of fun!"

• "Speaking of sex movies..." - Cameron It was a rather interesting discussion...

• "Structural supports are our friends" - Heather, hugging a basement post

• "I love knowing places to touch people and make them react." - Demetri ...hmmm...

• "I feel a resonance between us."
  "Ooooo... you make my bonds stretch." - Amanda and myself, trying out chemistry pick-up lines.

• "But there are lots of environmental factors that go into butt formation... I'm reading about them now." - Me, context omitted for sake of taste.

• "I tried to make my Barbies Amish. It was very difficult." - Amanda, during a random discussion of childhood memories

• "Anyplace could be exotic with the right person." - Diana
  "Except Randolph - that could never be exotic. Unless you'd never seen a cow." - Me, referring to a tiny town in Vermont that makes the Ville look happening.

• "Hokey higher powers are no match for a good ruler." -Amanda, after Diana claimed that a higher power helped her draw straight lines

• "'Remember your failure on the second exam!' 'But Professor Paley, I've learned so much since then!'" -Diana, in reference to Organic Chemistry.

• "I'm glad I'm not an electron" -Me, upon speculation that it must be really boring to be an electron since all they ever do is get transferred.
  "I'm glad you're not too." -Amanda

• "Unfortunately, there were lots of naked men with them, so all I could do was watch." -Demetri, regarding the women on the beach in Greece

• "I'm reading the same chapter for the 18th time with no comprehension ... or interest." - Bob

• "Cornell is a veritable candyland of fun!" - Will Tracy

• "It's a spiritual constant." - Bob, in reference to Diana's physics confusion

Last modified: 5/1/97
Susan Hunt