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He was born with a gift of laughter and a sense that the world was mad.

—Rafael Sabatini
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Death is more universal than life; everyone dies but not everyone lives.
—A. Sachs
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Peace is much more precious than a piece of land...let there be no more wars.
—Anwar Sadat
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The speech released by a wise man is full of feeling expressing his true thought. Clumsy people whose language consists only in opening their mouths are not wise people.
—H. Saddhatissa
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Is sloppiness in speech caused by ignorance or apathy? I don't know and I don't care.
—William Safire
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All of the books in the world contain no more information than is broadcast as video in a single large American city in a single year. Not all bits have equal value.
—Carl Sagan
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But the fact that some geniuses were laughed at does not imply that all who are laughed at are geniuses. They laughed at Columbus, they laughed at Fulton, they laughed at the Wright brothers. But they also laughed at Bozo the Clown.
—Carl Sagan
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In order to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe.
—Carl Sagan
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It is of interest to note that while some dolphins are reported to have learned English—up to fifty words used in correct context—no human being has been reported to have learned dolphinese.
—Carl Sagan
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Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known.
—Carl Sagan
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The universe seems neither benign nor hostile, merely indifferent.
—Carl Sagan
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A rock pile ceases to be a rock pile the moment a single man contemplates it, bearing within him the image of a cathedral.
—Antoine de Saint-Exupery
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Grown-ups never understand anything for themselves, and it is tiresome for children to be always and forever explaining things to them.
—Antoine de Saint-Exupery
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I have no right, by anything I do or say, to demean a human being in his own eyes. What matters is not what I think of him; it is what he thinks of himself. To undermine a man's self-respect is a sin.
—Antoine de Saint-Exupery
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I know but one freedom, and that is the freedom of the mind.
—Antoine de Saint-Exupery
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If you want to build a ship, don't drum up people together to collect wood, and don't assign them tasks and work, but rather teach them to long for the endless immensity of the sea.
—Antoine de Saint-Exupery
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It is only with the heart one can see clearly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.
—Antoine de Saint-Exupery
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A little inaccuracy sometimes saves tons of explanation.
—Saki
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Addresses are given to us to conceal our whereabouts.
—Saki
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I always say beauty is only sin deep.
—Saki
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The young have aspirations that never come to pass, the old have reminiscences of what never happened.
—Saki
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I am a kind of paranoiac in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make me happy.
—J. D. Salinger
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If you believe the doctors, nothing is wholesome; if you believe the theologians, nothing is innocent; if you believe the military, nothing is safe.
—Lord Salisbury
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Every man is the architect of his own fortune.
—Sallust
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Neither soldiers nor money can defend a king but only friends won by good deeds, merit, and honesty.
—Sallust
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We have bent over backwards with the amount of genuflecting we've done to ingratiate ourselves with the Montreal community.
—David Samson
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I won't take my religion from any man who never works except with his mouth.
—Carl Sandburg
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I'm an idealist. I don't know where I'm going, but I'm on my way.
—Carl Sandburg
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In these times you have to be an optimist to open your eyes when you awake in the morning.
—Carl Sandburg
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Poetry is an echo, asking a shadow to dance.
—Carl Sandburg
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Slang is a language that rolls up its sleeves, spits on its hands and goes to work.
—Carl Sandburg
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...Sometime they'll give a war and nobody will come.
—Carl Sandburg
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A child educated only at school is an uneducated child.
—George Santayana
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A man's feet should be planted in his country, but his eyes should survey the world.
—George Santayana
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Progress, far from consisting in change, depends on retentiveness...Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it.
—George Santayana
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Sanity is madness put to good uses.
—George Santayana
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Skepticism, like chastity, should not be relinquished too readily.
—George Santayana
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The family is one of nature's masterpieces.
—George Santayana
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There is no cure for birth and death other than to
enjoy the interval.
—George Santayana
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All marriages are mixed marriages.
—Chantal Saperstein
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I think it's about time we voted for senators with breasts. After all, we've been voting for boobs long enough.
—Claire Sargent, Arizona senatorial candidate
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There comes to all races an ultimate crisis which you have yet to face....One day our minds became so powerful we dared think of ourselves as gods.
—Sargon, "Return to Tomorrow," "Star Trek"
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Women are at last becoming persons first and wives second, and that is as it should be.
—May Sarton
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Everything has been figured out except how to live.
—Jean-Paul Sartre
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Three o'clock is always too late or too early for anything you want to do.
—Jean-Paul Sartre
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When the rich make war it's the poor that die.
—Jean-Paul Sartre
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Good-bye. I am leaving because I am bored.
—George Saunders' dying words
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They use different words for things in America. For instance they say elevator and we say lift. They say drapes and we say curtains. They say president and we say brain-damaged git.
—Alexi Sayle
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If we can ever make red tape nutritional, we can feed the world.
—R. Schaeberle
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Give a man a fish and he has food for a day; teach him how to fish and you can get rid of him of the entire weekend.
—Zenna Schaffer
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At least 3% of the signers of the Constitution must have been gay, since that's the low estimate for any population sample. It was probably higher, given that they were a pretty talented bunch and wore wigs.
—Robert Scheer
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It's easy to imagine ways the future can be ugly and depressing. It's harder, but more worthwhile, to imagine plausible ways we can make it better.
—Stanley Schmidt
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Tolerance means excusing the mistakes others make.Tact means not noticing them.
—Arthur Schnitzler
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Every man takes the limits of his own field of vision for the limits of the world.
—Arthur Schopenhauer
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For four-fifths of our history, our planet was populated by pond scum.
—J. W. Schopf
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People have overlooked the advantages of being a heroin addict. Heroin addicts have no difficult, challenging, hard-to-solve problems. Heroin addicts only have one problem. If you'll just get yourself addicted to crack, you won't have any problems.
—Richard Schuldenfrei
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The nice thing about being a heroin addict is that you either have no problems or one big one.
—Richard Schuldenfrei
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Decorate your home. It gives the illusion that your life is more interesting than it really is.
—Charles M. Schulz
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Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.
—Charles M. Schulz
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I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time.
—Charles M. Schulz
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I know the answer! The answer lies within the heart of all mankind! The answer is twelve? I think I'm in the wrong building.
—Charles M. Schulz
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I love mankind; it's people I can't stand.
—Charles M. Schulz
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My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I'm happy. I can't figure it out. What am I doing right?
—Charles M. Schulz
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The way I see it, it doesn't matter what you believe just so you're sincere.
—Charles M. Schulz
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There is no problem so big it cannot be run away from.
—Charles M. Schulz
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There's a difference between a philosophy and a bumper sticker.
—Charles M. Schulz
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Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory.
—Albert Schweitzer
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I don't know what your destiny will be, but one thing I know: the only ones among you who will be really happy are those who have sought and found how to serve.
—Albert Schweitzer
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If a man loses his reverence for any part of life, he will lose his reverence for all of life.
—Albert Schweitzer
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In everyone's life, at some time, our inner fire goes out. It is then burst into flame by an encounter with another human being. We should all be thankful for those people who rekindle the inner spirit.
—Albert Schweitzer
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The true worth of a man is not to be found in man himself, but in the colours and textures that come alive in others.
—Albert Schweitzer
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There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats.
—Albert Schweitzer
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Truth has no special time of its own. Its hour is now—always.
—Albert Schweitzer
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Think of the movie as kind of a remake of "King Lear," but with devils and bosom-sprouting heads.
—A. O. Scott
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Criminal: A person with predatory instincts who has not sufficient capital to form a corporation.
—Howard Scott
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My kitchen linoleum is so black and shiny that I waltz while I wait for the kettle to boil. This pleasure is for the old who live alone.
—Florida Scott-Maxwell
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The best diplomat I know is a fully activated phaser bank.
—Scotty, "Star Trek"
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They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist—
—General John B. Sedgwick, last words, 1864
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It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper.
—Jerry Seinfeld
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There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men don't think there's a lot they don't know. Women do. Women want to learn. Men think, "I know what I'm doing, just show me somebody naked."
—Jerry Seinfeld
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They that govern the most make the least noise.
—John Selden
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If you want divine justice, die.
—Nick Seldon
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There used to be a real me, but I had it surgically removed.
—Peter Sellers
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There must be more to life than having everything.
—Maurice Sendak
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Every reign must submit to a greater reign.
—Lucius Annaeus Seneca
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It is better, of course, to know useless things than to know nothing.
—Lucius Annaeus Seneca
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It is the quality rather than the quantity that matters.
—Lucius Annaeus Seneca
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Sometimes even to live is an act of courage.
—Lucius Annaeus Seneca
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Successful and fortunate crime is called virtue.
—Lucius Annaeus Seneca
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There is no great genius without some touch of madness.
—Lucius Annaeus Seneca
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Never fall in love during a total eclipse.
—Senex, "A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum"
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It is difficult to produce a television documentary that is both incisive and probing when every twelve minutes one is interrupted by twelve dancing rabbits singing about toilet paper.
—Rod Serling
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I have no doubt the Devil grins,
As seas of ink I spatter.
Ye gods, forgive my "literary" sins—
The other kind don't matter.
—Robert W. Service
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I fear nothing so much as a man who is witty all day long.
—Madame de Sevigne
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Beauty is a simple passion,
but, oh my friends, in the end
you will dance the fire dance in iron shoes.
—Anne Sexton
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Singing makes all the sad people happy because it is the voice of happiness.
—Joseph Shabalala
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I like life. It's something to do.
—Ronnie Shakes
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Alas, how love can trifle with itself!
—William Shakespeare, "Two Gentlemen of Verona"
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Anything that's mended is but patched; virtue that transgresses is but patched with sin, and sin that amends is but patched with virtue.
—Fool, Shakespeare, "Twelfth Night'
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As flies to wanton boys are we to the gods; they kill us for their sport.
—William Shakespeare, "King Lear"
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Brevity is the soul of wit.
—William Shakespeare
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But, for my own part, it was Greek to me.
—William Shakespeare, "Julius Caesar"
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Come not between the dragon and his wrath.
—William Shakespeare, "King Lear"
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Cry Havoc, and let slip the dogs of war.
—William Shakespeare, "Julius Caesar"
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Every why hath a wherefore.
—William Shakespeare, "A Comedy of Errors"
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Excellent wretch! Perdition catch my soul
But I do love thee! And when I love thee not,
Chaos is come again.
—William Shakespeare, Othello
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Exit, pursued by a bear.
—stage direction in Shakespeare's "The Winter's Tale"
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Harp not on that string.
—William Shakespeare, "Henry VI"
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Having nothing, nothing can he lose.
—William Shakespeare, "Henry VI"
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He draweth out the thread of his verbosity finer than the staple of his argument.
—William Shakespeare, "Love's Labour's Lost"
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He is winding the watch of his wit; by and by it will strike.
—William Shakespeare
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He that is giddy thinks the world turns round.
—William Shakespeare, "The Taming of the Shrew"
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Hell is empty and all the devils are here.
—William Shakespeare, "The Tempest"
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I can suck melancholy out of a song as a weasel sucks eggs.
—William Shakespeare, "As You Like It"
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I count myself in nothing else so happy
As in a soul remembering my good friends.
—William Shakespeare, "Richard II"
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Is it not strange that sheep's guts should hale men's souls from their bodies?
—Benedick, William Shakespeare, "Much Ado About Nothing"
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Kill me to-morrow; let me live to-night!
—William Shakespeare, "Othello"
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Lay on, MacDuff, and curs'd be him who first cries, "Hold, enough!".
—William Shakespeare, "Macbeth"
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Let him choose out of my files, his projects to accomplish.
—William Shakespeare, "Coriolanus"
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Let me take you a button-hole lower.
—William Shakespeare, "Love's Labour's Lost"
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Must I hold a candle to my shames?
—William Shakespeare, "The Merchant of Venice"
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Not Hercules could have knock'd out his brains, for he had none.
—William Shakespeare
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O God, that men should put an enemy in their mouths to steal away their brains!
—William Shakespeare, "Othello"
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O, it is excellent
To have a giant's strength; but it is tyrannous
To use it like a giant.
—William Shakespeare, "Measure for Measure"
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Oh what a tangled web we weave, when first we practice to deceive.
—William Shakespeare
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Patch griefs with proverbs.
—William Shakespeare, "Much Ado About Nothing"
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Rebellion lay in his way, and he found it.
—William Shakespeare, "Henry IV"
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The better part of valor is discretion.
—William Shakespeare, "Henry IV"
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The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose.
—William Shakespeare, "The Merchant of Venice"
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The fault, dear Brutus, is not in our stars,
But in ourselves, that we are underlings.
—William Shakespeare, "Julius Caesar"
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The naked truth of it is, I have no shirt.
—William Shakespeare, "Love's Labour's Lost"
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There are more things in heaven and earth,
Horatio, than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
—William Shakespeare, "Hamlet"
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Though I am not naturally honest, I am so sometimes by chance.
—William Shakespeare
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We know what we are, but know not what we may be
—William Shakespeare
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We that are true lovers run into strange capers.
—William Shakespeare, "As You Like It"
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A contra dance is like an amusement park ride we make for ourselves.
—Gary Shapiro
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Contra dance is a form of dance that thrusts a different person of the opposite sex into your arms every 30 seconds or so.
—Gary Shapiro
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...When these guys start out in the movie, they're just bad-asses. They start out kicking the crap out of everybody. Bad guys come up and they're like, "Yeah, whatever, get out of the way."
—Dean Sharpe, game designer, on Obi-Wan Kenobi and Qui-Gon Jinn
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A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend upon the support of Paul.
—Bernard Shaw
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A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing.
—Bernard Shaw
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All great truths begin as blasphemies.
—Bernard Shaw
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Americans adore me and will go on adoring me until I say something nice about them.
—Bernard Shaw
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Assassination is the extreme form of censorship.
—Bernard Shaw
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Democracy is a device that insures we shall be governed no better than we deserve.
—Bernard Shaw
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Democracy substitutes election by the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few.
—Bernard Shaw
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Higgins: Doolittle, you're either an honest man or a rogue.
Doolittle: A little of both, Guv'nor. Like the rest of us, a little of both.
—Bernard Shaw, "Pygmalion"
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England and America are two countries separated by the same language.
—Bernard Shaw
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Every person who has mastered a profession is a skeptic concerning it.
—Bernard Shaw
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He who can, does. He who cannot, teaches.
—Bernard Shaw
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He's a man of great common sense and good taste—meaning thereby a man without originality or moral courage.
—Bernard Shaw
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Hegel was right when he said that we learn from history that man can never learn anything from history.
—Bernard Shaw
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I learned long ago, never to wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and besides, the pig likes it.
—Bernard Shaw
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I often quote myself. It adds spice to my conversation.
—Bernard Shaw
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If all economists were laid end to end, they would not reach a conclusion.
—Bernard Shaw
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If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance.
—Bernard Shaw
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It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid.
—Bernard Shaw
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It is most unwise for people in love to marry.
—Bernard Shaw
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Lack of money is the root of all evil.
—Bernard Shaw
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Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh.
—Bernard Shaw
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Martyrdom is the only way a person can become famous without ability.
—Bernard Shaw
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Men have to do some awfully mean things to keep up their respectability.
—Bernard Shaw
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Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all other countries because you were born in it.
—Bernard Shaw
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Peace is not only better than war, but infinitely more arduous.
—Bernard Shaw
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Reading made Don Quixote a gentleman, but believing what he read made him mad.
—Bernard Shaw
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She had lost the art of conversation, but not, unfortunately, the power of speech.
—Bernard Shaw
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Statistics show that of those who contract the habit of eating, very few survive.
—Bernard Shaw
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The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact than a drunken man is happier than a sober one.
—Bernard Shaw
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The golden rule is that there are no golden rules.
—Bernard Shaw
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The perfect love affair is one which is conducted entirely by post.
—Bernard Shaw
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The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who haven't got it.
—Bernard Shaw
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The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore all progress depends on the unreasonable man.
—Bernard Shaw
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There is no satisfaction in hanging a man who does not object to it.
—Bernard Shaw
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There is no sincerer love than the love of food.
—Bernard Shaw
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Virtue is insufficient temptation.
—Bernard Shaw
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We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience.
—Bernard Shaw
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You see things; and you say "Why?" But I dream things that never were; and I say "Why not?"
—Bernard Shaw
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Dance is the only art of which we ourselves are the stuff of which it is made.
—Ted Shawn
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Depend on the rabbit's foot if you will, but remember, it didn't help the rabbit.
—R. E. Shay
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If absolute power corrupts absolutely, does absolute powerlessness make you pure?
—Harry Shearer
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A lady with one of her ears applied
To an open keyhole heard, inside,
Two female gossips in converse free—
The subject engaging them was she.
"I think", said one, "and my husband thinks
That she's a prying, inquisitive minx!"
As soon as no more of it she could hear
The lady, indignant, removed her ear.
"I will not stay," she said with a pout,
"To hear my character lied about!"
—Gopete Sherany
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The Right Honorable Gentleman is indebted to his memory for his jests and to his imagination for his facts.
—Sheridan
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No violence, gentlemen—no violence, I beg of you! Consider the furniture!
—Sherlock Holmes
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It's always good to hear that people you like are happy.
—Will Shetterly
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Immortality—a fate worse than death.
—Edgar A. Shoaff
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After a while you learn the subtle difference
Between holding a hand and chaining a soul,
And you learn that love doesn't mean security,
And you begin to learn that kisses aren't contracts
And presents aren't promises
And you begin to accept your defeats
With your head up and your eyes open,
With the grace of a woman, not the grief of a child,
And you learn to build all your roads
On today because tomorrow's ground
Is too uncertain. And futures have
A way of falling down in midflight,
After a while you learn that even sunshine burns if you get too much.
So you plant your own garden and decorate your own soul, instead of waiting
For someone to bring you flowers.
And you learn that you really can endure...
That you really are strong,
And you really do have worth
And you learn and learn
With every goodbye you learn.
—Veronica A. Shoffstall, "Comes the Dawn"
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Any great truth can—and eventually will—be expressed as a cliché—a cliché is a sure and certain way to dilute an idea. For instance, my grandmother used to say, "The black cat is always the last one off the fence." I have no idea what she meant, but at one time, it was undoubtedly true.
—Solomon Short
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I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters.
—Solomon Short
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Nature abhors a hero. For one thing, he violates the law of conservation of energy. For another, how can it be the survival of the fittest when the fittest keeps putting himself in situations where he is most likely to be creamed?
—Solomon Short
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The only winner in the War of 1812 was Tchaikovsky.
—Solomon Short
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Pay no attention to what the critics say; there has never been set up a statue in honor of a critic.
—Jean Sibelius
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Liars ought to have good memories.
—Algernon Sidney
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Life is too important to take seriously.
—Corky Siegel
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In Mexico we have a word for sushi: bait.
—Jose Simon Diaz
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The reason most people play golf is to wear clothes they would not be caught dead in otherwise.
—Roger Simon
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Prayer is the last refuge of the scoundrel.
—Lisa Simpson, "The Simpsons"
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He who fears the unknown may one day flee from his own backside.
—Sinbad
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If we don't survive, we don't do anything else.
—John Sinclair
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Suffocating together...would create heroic camaraderie.
—Khan Noonian Singh, "Space Seed," "Star Trek"
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Jews don't go camping. Life is hard enough as it is.
—Carol Siskind
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Beets are a very misunderstood vegetable.
—Commander Sisko, "Star Trek: Deep Space Nine"
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I am one of those unhappy persons who inspire bores to the greatest flights of art.
—Dame Edith Sitwell
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I wish the government would put a tax on pianos for the incompetent.
—Dame Edith Sitwell
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The public will believe anything, so long as it is not founded on truth.
—Dame Edith Sitwell
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Even rats learn from experience.
—George Skarbek
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The real problem is not whether machines think but whether men do.
—B. F. Skinner
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Education is what survives when what has been learned has been forgotten.
—B. F. Skinner
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Women's virtue is man's greatest invention.
—Cornelia Otis Skinner
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The future, according to some scientists, will be exactly like the past, only far more expensive.
—John Thomas Sladek
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If you can't laugh at yourself, make fun of other people.
—Bobby Slayton
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Since we have to speak well of the dead, let's knock them while they're alive.
—John Sloan
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Man is an animal that makes bargains: no other animal does this—no dog exchanges bones with another.
—Adam Smith
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Love is but the discovery of ourselves in others, and the delight in the recognition.
—Alexander Smith
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In this business you either sink or swim or you don't.
—David Smith
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Noble deeds and hot baths are the best cures for depression.
—Dodie Smith
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That's always the way when you discover something new; everyone thinks you're crazy.
—Evelyn E. Smith
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Wisdom is knowing what to do with what you know.
—J. Winter Smith
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You can't build a reputation on what you intend to do.
—Liz Smith
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Maternity pay? Now every Tom, Dick and Harry will get pregnant.
—Malcolm Smith
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In my experience, if you have to keep the lavatory door shut by extending your left leg, it's modern architecture.
—Nancy Banks Smith
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The ability to accept responsibility is the measure of the man.
—Roy L. Smith
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He had occasional flashes of silence that made his conversation perfectly delightful.
—Sydney Smith
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I see your point...and raise you a line.
—Elliot Smorodinsky
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It has always puzzled me that so many people have taken it for granted that God favors those who believe in him. Isn't it possible that the actual God is a scientific God who has little patience with beliefs founded on faith rather than evidence?
—Raymond M. Smullyan
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Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog. Sigh! There's so little hope for advancement.
—Snoopy
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By all means marry: If you get a good wife, you'll become happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
—Socrates
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I am not an Athenian or a Greek, but a citizen of the world.
—Socrates
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I know nothing except the fact of my ignorance.
—Socrates
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Once made equal to man, woman becomes his superior.
—Socrates
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The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance.
—Socrates
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You only have power over people so long as you don't take everything away from them. But when you've robbed a man of everything, he's no longer in your power—he's free again.
—Alexander Solzhenitsyn
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Interpretation is the revenge of the intellect upon art.
—Susan Sontag
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Most people in this society who aren't actively mad are, at best, reformed or potential lunatics.
—Susan Sontag
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Sanity is a cozy lie.
—Susan Sontag
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A short saying contains much wisdom.
—Sophocles
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How little do they see what is, who frame their hasty judgments upon that which seems.
—Robert Southey
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The great thing about democracy is that it gives every voter a chance to do something stupid.
—Art Spander
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After a time, you may find that "having" is not so pleasing a thing, after all, as "wanting." It is not logical, but it is often true.
—Spock, "Amok Time," "Star Trek"
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Change is the essential process of all existence.
—Spock, "Let That Be Your Last Battlefield," "Star Trek"
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Computers make excellent and efficient servants, but I have no wish to serve under them. Captain, a starship also runs on loyalty to one man. And nothing can replace it or him.
—Spock, "The Ultimate Computer," "Star Trek"
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Emotions are alien to me. I'm a scientist.
—Spock, "This Side of Paradise," "Star Trek"
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Every living thing wants to survive.
—Spock, "The Ultimate Computer," "Star Trek"
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Extreme feminine beauty is always disturbing.
—Spock, "The Cloud Minders," "Star Trek"
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Fascinating is a word I use for the unexpected.
—Spock, "The Squire of Gothos," "Star Trek"
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Humans do claim a great deal for that particular emotion.
—Spock, about love, "The Lights of Zetar," "Star Trek"
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I have never understood the female capacity to avoid a direct answer to any question.
—Spock, "This Side of Paradise," "Star Trek"
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I object to intellect without discipline; I object to power without constructive purpose.
—Spock, "The Squire of Gothos," "Star Trek"
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I'm frequently appalled by the low regard you Earthmen have for life.
—Spock, "The Galileo Seven," "Star Trek"
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If there are self-made purgatories, then we all have to live in them.
—Spock, "This Side of Paradise," "Star Trek"
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In the strict scientific sense we all feed on death— even vegetarians.
—Spock, "Wolf in the Fold," "Star Trek"
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Insufficient facts always invite danger.
—Spock, "Space Seed," "Star Trek"
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Insults are effective only where emotion is present.
—Spock, "Who Mourns for Adonais?," "Star Trek"
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It [being a Vulcan] means to adopt a philosophy, a way of life which is logical and beneficial. We cannot disregard that philosophy merely for personal gain, no matter how important that gain might be.
—Spock, "Journey to Babel," "Star Trek"
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It is more rational to sacrifice one life than six.
—Spock, "The Galileo Seven," "Star Trek"
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It is undignified for a woman to play servant to a man who is not hers.
—Spock, "Amok Time," "Star Trek"
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It would be illogical to assume that all conditions remain stable.
—Spock, "The Enterprise Incident," "Star Trek"
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It would be illogical to kill without reason.
—Spock, "Journey to Babel," "Star Trek"
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Live long and prosper.
—Spock, "Amok Time," "Star Trek"
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Madness has no purpose. Or reason. But it may have a goal.
—Spock, "The Alternative Factor," "Star Trek"
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Many myths are based on truth
—Spock, "The Way to Eden," "Star Trek"
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Men of peace usually are [brave].
—Spock, "The Savage Curtain," "Star Trek"
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Military secrets are the most fleeting of all.
—Spock, "The Enterprise Incident," "Star Trek"
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No one can guarantee the actions of another.
—Spock, "Day of the Dove," "Star Trek"
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On my planet, to rest is to rest—to cease using energy. To me, it is quite illogical to run up and down on green grass, using energy, instead of saving it.
—Spock, "Shore Leave," "Star Trek"
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Superior ability breeds superior ambition.
—Spock, "Space Seed," "Star Trek"
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There are always alternatives.
—Spock, "The Galileo Seven," "Star Trek"
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There is a multi-legged creature crawling on your shoulder.
—Spock, "A Taste of Armageddon," "Star Trek"
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Those who hate and fight must stop themselves—otherwise it is not stopped.
—Spock, "Day of the Dove," "Star Trek"
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Time is fluid...like a river with currents, eddies, backwash.
—Spock, "The City on the Edge of Forever," "Star Trek"
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Violence in reality is quite different from theory.
—Spock, "The Cloud Minders," "Star Trek"
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Virtue is a relative term.
—Spock, "Friday's Child," "Star Trek"
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Vulcans do not approve of violence.
—Spock, "Journey to Babel," "Star Trek"
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Vulcans never bluff.
—Spock, "The Doomsday Machine," "Star Trek"
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Without followers, evil cannot spread.
—Spock, "And The Children Shall Lead," "Star Trek"
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You Earth people glorified organized violence for forty centuries. But you imprison those who employ it privately.
—Spock, "Dagger of the Mind," "Star Trek"
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Gaiety is the most outstanding feature of the Soviet Union.
—Joseph Stalin
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One death is a tragedy; a million is a statistic.
—Joseph Stalin
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Print is the sharpest and the strongest weapon of our party.
—Joseph Stalin
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The writer is the engineer of the human soul.
—Joseph Stalin
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A commune is where people join together to share their lack of wealth.
—R. Stallman
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Experience is what you get when you don't get what you want.
—Dan Stanford
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I forged the firebolts. She fired them.
—Elizabeth Cady Stanton, on Susan B. Anthony
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Fish is good. You know where you stand with fish.
—Falcon Startredder
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What is the difference between unethical and ethical advertising? Unethical advertising uses falsehoods to deceive the public; ethical advertising uses truth to deceive the public.
—Vilhjalmur Stefansson
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Ideas are like rabbits. You get a couple and learn how to handle them, and pretty soon you have a dozen.
—John Steinbeck
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Time is the only critic without ambition.
—John Steinbeck
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A pedestal is as much a prison as any small, confined space.
—Gloria Steinem
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A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.
—Gloria Steinem
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Most women's magazines simply try to mold women into bigger and better consumers.
—Gloria Steinem
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There are really not many jobs that actually require a penis or a vagina, and all other occupations should be open to everyone.
—Gloria Steinem
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A sine curve goes off to infinity, or at least the end of the blackboard.
—Prof. Steiner
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No man really becomes a fool until he stops asking questions.
—Charles Steinmetz
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The mark of the immature man is that he wants to die nobly for a cause, while the mark of a mature man is that he wants to live humbly for one.
—Wilhelm Stekel
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Now there's three things you can do in a baseball game: you can win or you can lose or it can rain.
—Casey Stengel
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The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate me away from those who are still undecided.
—Casey Stengel
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Experience: A comb life gives you after you lose your hair.
—Judith Stern
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The Bible quotes the Lord as telling us to be "fruitful and multiply"—but I can't believe he didn't intend for us to use some common sense about it....The next line of that is "and replenish the Earth"—seems to me, most folks have forgotten that part.
—Superman (Roger Stern, "For Earth")
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A free society is a place where it's safe to be unpopular.
—Adlai Stevenson
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A hungry man is not a free man.
—Adlai Stevenson
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An editor is one who separates the wheat from the chaff and prints the chaff.
—Adlai Stevenson
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He who slings mud generally loses ground.
—Adlai Stevenson
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I have been thinking that I would make a proposition to my Republican friends...that if they will stop telling lies about the Democrats, we will stop telling the truth about them.
—Adlai Stevenson
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In America, anybody can be president. That's one of the risks you take.
—Adlai Stevenson
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Isn't it conceivable to you that an intelligent person could harbor two opposing ideas in his mind?
—Adlai Stevenson, to reporters
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Man does not live by words alone, despite the fact that sometimes he has to eat them.
—Adlai Stevenson
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The time to stop a revolution is at the beginning, not the end.
—Adlai Stevenson
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While it may be true that a watched pot never boils, the one you don't keep an eye on can make an awful mess of your stove.
—Edward Stevenson
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A friend is a gift you give yourself.
—Robert Louis Stevenson
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Fifteen men on a dead man's chest,
Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum!
Drink and the devil had done for the rest,
Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum!
—Robert Louis Stevenson, "Treasure Island"
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No man is useless who has a friend, and if we are loved we are indispensable.
—Robert Louis Stevenson
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Our business in life is not to succeed but to continue to fail in high spirits.
—Robert Louis Stevenson
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Politics is perhaps the only profession for which no preparation is thought necessary.
—Robert Louis Stevenson
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The cruelest lies are often told in silence.
—Robert Louis Stevenson
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I've wrestled with reality for 35 years, and I'm happy, Doctor, I finally won out over it.
—Jimmy Stewart, in "Harvey"
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History will teach us nothing.
—Sting
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Success always necessitates a degree of ruthlessness. Given the choice of friendship or success, I'd probably choose success.
—Sting
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A diplomat is a person who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.
—Caskie Stinnett
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Money isn't everything—but it's a long way ahead of what comes next.
—Sir Edmond Stockdale
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An expert is a person who avoids the small errors as he sweeps on to the grand fallacy.
—Benjamin Stolberg
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I try to keep an open mind, but not so open that my brains fall out.
—Harold T. Stone
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The sky is blue so we know where to stop mowing.
—Harold T. Stone
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If God, as some now say, is dead, He no doubt died of trying to find an equitable solution to the Arab-Jewish problem.
—I. F. Stone, 1967
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An artist without ideas is a mendicant; barren, he goes begging among the hours.
—Irving Stone
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Aim for the moon. If you miss, you may hit a star.
—W. Clement Stone
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Death is not anything...death is not...It's the absence of presence, nothing more...the endless time of never coming back...a gap you can't see, and when the wind blows through it, it makes no sound...
—Tom Stoppard, "Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead"
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Eternity is a terrible thought. I mean, where's it going to end?
—Tom Stoppard
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I think age is a very high price to pay for maturity.
—Tom Stoppard
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If Beethoven had been killed in a plane crash at the age of 22, it would have changed the history of music...and of aviation.
—Tom Stoppard
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Incidents! All we get is incidents! Dear God, is it too much to expect a little sustained action?
—Tom Stoppard, "Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead"
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It's better to be quotable than to be honest.
—Tom Stoppard
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Life is a gamble at terrible odds. If it was a bet you wouldn't take it.
—Tom Stoppard, "Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead"
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Pirates could happen to anyone.
—Tom Stoppard, "Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead"
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Skill without imagination is craftsmanship and gives us many useful objects such as wickerwork picnic baskets. Imagination without skill gives us modern art.
—Tom Stoppard
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They can die heroically, comically, ironically, slowly, suddenly, disgustingly, charmingly, or from a great height.
—Tom Stoppard, "Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead"
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We are tied down to a language which makes up in obscurity what it lacks in style.
—Tom Stoppard, "Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead"
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We cross our bridges when we come to them and burn them behind us, with nothing to show for our progress except a memory of the smell of smoke, and a presumption that once our eyes watered.
—Tom Stoppard, "Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead"
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We're actors—we're the opposite of people!
—Tom Stoppard, "Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead"
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What a fine persecution—to be kept intrigued without ever quite being enlightened.
—Tom Stoppard, "Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead"
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Words, words. They're all we have to go on.
—Tom Stoppard, "Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead"
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Yesterday was blue, like smoke.
—Tom Stoppard, "Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead"
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Oh no! It's the random notes!
—Andrea Stout, physics professor, after dropping her notes
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That was a proof by contradiction and arm-waving.
—Andrea Stout, physics professor
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That's what most things in the universe are—amorphous blobs. Especially on Saturday morning at 7 a.m.
—Andrea Stout, physics professor
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The bitterest tears shed over graves are for words left unsaid and for deeds left undone.
—Harriet Beecher Stowe
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Women are the real architects of society.
—Harriet Beecher Stowe
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Lesser artists borrow, great artists steal.
—Igor Stravinsky
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I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves.
—August Strindberg
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Famous remarks are very seldom quoted correctly.
—Simeon Strunsky
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The Revelation: Ninety percent of everything is crud.
—Ted Sturgeon
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Now I've laid me down to die
I pray my neighbors not to pry
Too deeply into sins that I
Not only cannot here deny
But much enjoyed as life flew by.
—Preston Sturges, Epitaph
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For myself, I can only say that I am astonished and somewhat terrified at the results of this evening's experiments. Astonished at the wonderful power you have developed, and terrified at the thought that so much hideous and bad music may be put on record forever.
—Sir Arthur Sullivan, message to Edison, 1888
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The new mascot for the Boston Breakers—our entrant in the Women's United Soccer Association—is...a cuddly harbor seal. Nothing says "run, kick, score!" more than a cuddly harbor seal.
—Jim Sullivan
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Nagging is the repetition of unpalatable truths
—Baroness Edith Summerskill
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I am pleased to see that we have differences. May we together become greater than the sum of both of us.
—Surak of Vulcan, "The Savage Curtain," "Star Trek"
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The face of war has never changed. Surely it is more logical to heal than to kill.
—Surak of Vulcan, "The Savage Curtain," "Star Trek"
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More people are flattered into virtue than bullied out of vice.
—Robert Smith Surtees
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These sort of boobies think that people come to balls to do nothing but dance; whereas everyone knows that the real business of a ball is either to look out for a wife, to look after a wife, or to look after somebody else's wife.
—Robert Smith Surtees
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So this god says, "Whoa, hold on there!" This is a very loose translation of the text.
—Don Swearer, religion professor
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To love deeply in one direction makes us more loving in all others.
—Madame Swetchine
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Folk music can't be played by a man in a tuxedo.
—Amy Swift '00
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I hope they give godling-lessons.
—Amy Swift '00
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Nerds Descending a Staircase.
—Amy Swift '00
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Sex is great; it's stupidity I hate.
—Amy Swift '00
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You're wondering...whether history culminates triumphantly in a libertarian utopia, presumably sitting across the road from the socialist utopia and thumbing our nose at them.
—Amy Swift '00
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As blushing will sometimes make a whore pass for a virtuous woman, so modesty may make a fool seem a man of sense.
—Jonathan Swift
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Blessed is he who expects nothing, for he shall never be disappointed.
—Jonathan Swift
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He was a fiddler, and consequently a rogue.
—Jonathan Swift
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May you live all the days of your life.
—Jonathan Swift
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There is nothing in this world constant but inconstancy.
—Jonathan Swift
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When a true genius appears in this world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him.
—Jonathan Swift
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From too much love of living,
From hope and fear set free,
We thank with brief thanksgiving,
Whatever gods may be,
That no life lives forever,
That dead men rise up never,
That even the weariest river
Winds somewhere safe to sea.
—Swinburne
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A child becomes an adult when he realizes that he has a right not only to be right but also to be wrong.
—Thomas Szasz
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Formerly, when religion was strong and science weak, men mistook magic for medicine; now, when science is strong and religion weak, men mistake medicine for magic.
—Thomas Szasz
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If you talk to God, you are praying; if God talks to you, you have schizophrenia.
—Thomas Szasz
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Discovery consists of seeing what everybody has seen and thinking what nobody has thought.
—Albert Szent-Gyorgyi

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